He Asked. I Answered.

Last night, when I got out of the vehicle I walked into the neighborhood market and the security guard standing out front asked me "what's my bodyguard's name?" I replied "GOD."

He followed me into the store. I noticed, that he had a puzzled expression on his face. As I paid for my items he said "what did you say your bodyguard's name is?" I again, replied "GOD." 

He said, "that's what you named your dog?" My dog was in the car. His question was what's my bodyguard's name. Not what's my dog's name, which is exactly what I said to him. We laughed. 

Simple miscommunication, right? No. I know who my bodyguard is!!! ;)